09.05.06
DATE DISCOVERED:
Tuesday, September 5, 2006
TIME DISCOVERED:
2:30 p.m. PDT
SUMMARY:
Jeff dozed lazily under his patio chair as the squirrel scampered ever closer. When it got close enough, there was an orange blur.
Jeff caught a squirrel.
Jeff ponders his squirrel.
Poor, poor squirrel.
Delicious, delicious squirrel.
Off with his head.
Out with his guts.
Leftovers.
Flies enjoy leftovers.
Many insects enjoy severed head.
