06.03.06

DATE DISCOVERED:
Saturday, June 3, 2006

TIME DISCOVERED:
8:30 a.m. PDT

SUMMARY:
Jeff has been exceptionally lazy recently, sleeping on the porch for days at a time. We told him we were displeased with his lack of effort, but unsurprisingly, he did not care. This morning when I got up, Jeff was sleeping in exactly the same place as he was last night, but with the addition of fresh entrails next to him. Finally.


Stomach with a side of flies.


Intestines also with a side of flies.


Diet Lime Coke can helps with relative size.